Log date: 3.21.18
– Woke human up while it was still dark outside, as per usual. Tried to lay on top of her bag several times. Kept falling onto floor with it every time. Must try again tonight. (Maybe different technique?)
– Went to look out the window and saw birds. They don’t belong here. Don’t know where they come from. Where are their ears? No whiskers either. Odd. Must find out their plans.
– Human keeps q-tips in a drawer in the bathroom. Must be quick to grab them when drawer is open. Have collected 2 this week so far. Goal is to have them all. It is going well.
– Started walking around meowing occasionally for no reason. Human always asks what I want. …what do I want?
– Water from the kitchen sink tastes better than the water in my bowl. Human continues to put water in my bowl. Just want to drink out of the sink. Yelling happens when I try. Must find out why it is forbidden… (maybe have to do with the birds?)
Will report back later.